Name: Top-Gun (also known as Pilgrim)
Age: 22
Form Guide: WWDDDWLW
Experience: Has cast the shores of Magaluf many a time and so is one with the geography of the Island.
Recent ventures two months ago plus the loan spell in 2002. Will do well if teh net is cast out for the duration of the term.
Key Skills: Can speak fluent [drunken] spanish and therefore increases his skills in teh European Market.
Additionally, his association with Newcastle enables the chances of a conversation with Northern Stinkers to increase by 20%.
The uniform is also tried and trusted so an all round good package when facing Magaluf's trials.
Domestic experience: Spells in Southampton and Canterbury have prepared this young guy to engage with
all social groups of all varying qualities.
Looks Like: Matt from One-True-Voice, Paddy Ashdown and Dawson
Favourite Interests: Football in all forms from the athletic participation in to the geeky Championship
Manager. He is sure to know his Alex Mathie from his Tonton Moukoko! Also into cars, women and porn of a niche variety!
Favourite Sayings: "It's Meee"
"We're
all Guys"
"Just had a muck out"
"Just
had a beat"
"Stinkers!!"
"Guys need cock too"
"10 guys 20 holes, look at the possiblites"
Most Notable Acievement in Life: Achieving Z-list celebrity status with the recruitment of that bird
from that student soap.
Home Strip: The Black 'D&G' (Dirty and Gay?) Number
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