Its Christmas time, and there's no need to be afraid...well if you are a teen you better be running because it is almost
certain that you'll be caught and then tackled. To say your innocence will be stolen and destroyed on the 6th will be a massive
It has been a long time since a Seedings update and again there are movers, shakers and the odd consistent player. At the
time of the release of this new information this is as accurate as possible and if any hero's beg to differ I have one world
for you: dillusion! WAG members, know your place.
It was reviewed this week whether his name should be changed to top gear in reference to Fisters new MG convertible or
Audi TT. We cannot wait to see him roll up in it. Anyway by plotting the frequency of pulls over time (allegedly of course)
it has been decided that Fister boys will be notching the top spot in time for Christmas. In fact it is very appropriate for
Fister to be Xmas number one in the fact that Christmas is all about charity and it is decided, that as part of the WAG charity,
we donate this title to him...albeit temporary. There has been a forecast this month that Fisters bountiful spell in the clubs
may quickly recede as quick as his hairline. Oh dear. But congratulations on the number one.
A horse!!! A Horse!!!! My Ethel is a horse!!!! As soon as it became public that Ethel is endowed and has a member like
a baby's arm the dirty girls have flocked to get a piece of this man monster. The man monster has reciprocated and gave a
bit back to the ladies of Cheltenham and beyond. Ethel has had success in Barcelona and Cheltenham recently and is a massive
tip to rip the crown away from Fister boys.
Stubbsy has played the country Stubbert card in Cheltenham and has absolutely reaped the rewards. By pretending to be some
kind of affectionate country boy, complete with Motty coat and gay scarf, he has attracted the pikes at a faster rate that
the Argos Jewelry counter in the New Years Sales. His standards have fallen, and the value of pulls has dropped but still
in this game a rotter holds just as much weight as a stunner.
4 Big Shot
Confidences breeds confidence and although he plays a lot of friendlies behind closed-doors we assume the stats are correct.
Has recently got in international honours and deserves his place in the top half of the table. May have put a little weight
on recently which just pushes his odds out but is a seasoned pro and won't let that effect them.
International honours + plus receipt of 'e-affection' gives this WAG member credence for a strong mid-table position. Is
straight up with his intentions and this has massive effect on the conquests who fall in love with the confidence shown on
a night. Is looking forward to conquering Oslo and as a trainee pharmacist, probably in Lloyd's pharmacy, he is sure to have
as much lube and Johnny's as is necessary to aid the points scoring.
The Cov action man has performed very admirably in recent months comforting bereavements in the midlands whilst also aiding
students to settle down. Red wine always acts as the catalyst to strong performances and will come in necessary over the XMAS
period when the mulled wine is flowing faster that Roy Whitings cum in a primary school.
Cometh the hour cometh the iceman and in winter it cannot be argued that the cold icy conditions should suit the Scandinavian.
Has collected points from the established pipeline and is like a greyhound in a trap ready to take advantage of the small
girls in mittens singing carols around the Christmas tree. Has already booked a place in Santa's grotto ready to donate special
gifts to the young.
Returned from the International fixture with a new perspective in porn and tackling. Why constrain yourself to boring women
when dogs, male, female or BI, are all fair game. Bestiality, although untried, should always remain an option in times of
drought. Has a poor record in Cheltenham although performances elsewhere in the country could make this member a good outside
9 Top Gun
What a tosser!!!! Indeed, for the record of tossing in terms of daily rate and geographical distribution top gun wins hands
down. However, when it comes to scoring goals there just doesn't seem to be the right ingredients to notch. I think that this
is all down to a lack of hormones before a night out as during daytime they have all been wanked out. Well ill. However should
time be frequented then there is hope of a challenge for the title.
His hero is Jacko and since his ruthless dumping the confidence has been oozed out of this young, black well-hung paedophile.
Jacko gave him inspiration; with his music, dancing and molesting tips but since his arrest Smaegol has been gutted. No Wacko-Jacko,
no confidence and therefore no conquests. Destined to finish in the bottom half.
Oh dear, girlfriend is psycho, hangs around with fags and he expects to still finish in the top half of the table? Doubt
it. Needs to ditch the bird and start easing the fat in as point's means prizes. He may surprise the WAG squad although this
all depends whether he ditches the teen. Come on Battered, you know it makes sense!
This is an admirable performance. If you want consistency then you have consistency with this guy. You know what you will
get and shakes will never fail to deliver the expected. Standards are high, nothing will be conquered if it doesn't meet the
five tests and should any pikey gloucesterite try to ease in my dance space then they know where they can shove there pikey
hoop earrings. Shakes may always proclaim he is looking for a tackle on night out but this sentence has many interpretations