Name: Martehn' (also known as precious and 'Smaegol')
Age: 22
Form Guide: DDDDDDDDDD
Odds for top-scorer: 15-1
Experience: Kent and Germany
Key Skills: Dirty Dancing...you mothe.r fu**ing bitch
Domestic experience: Kent - the Works is his club like Southampton was to Le Tissier
Looks Like: Gary Willmott, Zippy and One of the
Blazin Squad (Derek?)
Favourite Interests: Magic and wizardry, football, Harry Potter and
Favourite Sayings: "Precious"
"Shamone, ehh...OW!"
"Reflecting on the day"
"Snitz that"
"Stand
down Captain"
Most Notable Achievement in Life: Winning
the Sittingbourne Under 13's dance gymkana (German-Techno division)
Home Strip: Pin stripes
make the presence felt with the brown base shoes!
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