And its that time of the month again when the seedings are to be updated based on recent form from around the country.
Taking into account previous seeds and present trends within the league tables the official tables are as follows:
#1: Top Gun: We thought it all may be a question of quality over quantity but these last few weeks have demonstrated
that this performer can mould his standards to fit the environment. He is the chameleon of the group and has proved that he
can merge into either a high intense environment, such as celeb parties, or rough environments such as Time, Cheltenham.
He is now the favourite for the crown.
Seed #2: Jimbo: He
has risen up the table like a phoenix in the flames. After reviewing the methodology of this squad member it was observed
that he gauged the performance of other players and developed on this to increase his level of performance. Usually associated
with youth teams, Jimbo has demonstrated that he is more than capable to reel in the vets. Excellent form.
Seed#3: Big Shot: Behind
closed doors matches have taken the priority of Big Shot, demonstrating that his has the skill and flair, but it is only used
outside of the public domain.
Seed#4: GuyGas: Another
riser in this months seedings. Although faced with an injury plaguing the latter stages of the season, he is now in his home
environment where he will endeavour to clock up the points before departure.
The line if theyre good enough and fall within my threshold of acceptance they will be pulled has set the tone for this smooth
groover to rake in the points. Blessed with chique and a whole host of cross continental chat-up lines. Has lost points on
the basis that he may wear US high school sport socks with sandals.
Seed#6: Ethel: Ethel
has sunk down the tables faster than a Psamiad in a slurry pit. His confidence, although high, is waning after he prioritised
a cycle ride (in Gay Brighton) over a night of stinkers. Poor performance!
His odds have lengthened after his blood pressure scare has almost ruled him out of important confidence juice essential in
the run up to important matches. Battered may be like John Barnes lost without his lucozade.
Seed#8: Fister: Mystery
surrounds the prospects of this guy after apparently aggravating a previous injury. Has gone AWOL so we cannot gauge his odds.
Was in the top three before disappearing.
Seed#9: Shakes: The
battle of the basement is proving hotly contested and, on current form, shakes has emerged ahead. Proved his adaptability
to climates by confronting a fag haven although no guy gapers emerged from the visit. Has stressed that he will bag at least
two hags on the trip.
Seed#10: Raymod Review
has sunk from his early second spot. Has this annoying injury that cannot be shaken off and has earned his Darren Anderton
like reputation for being good when on form, but never playing.